Serving the public need for obvious jokes, maudlin sentimentality, and self-righteous claptrap, since 1957.
I am a voice-over artist and a producer/engineer. I’m the fellow whose voice you may hear when viewing or listening to an advertisement. Most of my work involves telephone applications, though. If you’re on-hold, you may hear my voice on your telephone.
Well, I don’t blog about any topic in particular. As a matter of fact, most of my blogging has nothing to do with my profession. I write up stories about my past; I tell tall tales concerning my family (or, at least, they appear to be tall tales, but every one of them is true); I try to keep it funny.
It’s been almost four years now. It probably seems longer to the folks who have been reading it.
I average about 150 unique hits. That means I’m probably getting 6 visitors a day since I inflate my stats by running around to computers all across the city and log in under different aliases.
No, my blog doesn’t have any income. It’s a bum. It’s been sleeping on my couch and then eating all of my Doritos during the day when I’m at work.
Actually, I run a few ads on the blog, but the total income is about $200 a year. When you do the math, it comes out to maybe one cent every 25 words. I could do much better asking people if they wanted fries with their meal.
Sweet gentle people with hearts of gold and souls of angels. As a matter of fact, every single person who reads me (as well as all of the married ones) is exactly that type of person.
Well, I publish three times a week on average, and each entry is about 1,500 words (I don’t scrimp) and if I can type 45 words a minute, that comes out to… um… Cleveland, if the engineer doesn’t stop to take a whiz or something.
Tell me why you shouldn’t. I’m a nice guy, I don’t cheat on my taxes, I don’t kick puppies (at least not since the arrest), and chances are I’ll be dead sooner or later, so why not get in on the ground floor so you can say you knew me before I was famous?
Post lots of naked photos of yourself.
This blog can be visited at http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Ah, Suldog… your interview is so YOU.
I’m with GreenJello.
Go and see him folks. You will laugh your heads off. He isn’t really that narcissistic. Well, he is really, but he’s nice with it.
He’s one of the good guys.
And the interview is great.
Not bad for a toothless, randy old goat! (I can say that since I’m YOUNGER than you, SullyBoy! HaHa!)
In all seriousness, Suldog’s blog is the one blog I check every day, no matter what is happening in my world.
He’s a great writer, a great friend, and I wish the world had more Suldogs in it.
Lovely women like these are the reason I keep writing. Thank you, folks!
Suldog, you are the man!