Save Your Generation is one of approximately four websites not dedicated to nudity, celebrities, celebrity nudity, selling you crap you don’t need, or selling you DVD clip reels of celebrity nudity.

Also, it’s a place for people to discuss how everything in life can be summed up as a buddy cop film, how Jesus being everywhere means you’re technically never drinking alone (good lookin’ out, bro), and the like. Oh, and by “people,” I mean “people who are me.” However, if you are me, I am incredibly inclusive of your poignant insights into all things.

I currently beat up grad students for their student loan checks, but if you’ve figured out a way to make this pay, I’ll threaten you for that information, too.

Because someone out there has to keep the great Beta v. VHS debate alive, and this nation’s full of quitters.

Almost one whole year. It only looks like a child put it together in five minutes.

1,000,000,000. I’m really bad at guessing games.

The first thing that’s been wildly successful has been the way I properly spell “successful.”

Sadly, that’s also the only thing that’s been successful. Sometimes I let people know what street corners I’ll be beatboxing for change on, and they come out and support me by hurling pennies at my head.

A person with enough free time to feign interest in what a complete stranger thinks about things in a format of three paragraphs or so.

It depends on how boring the day is, but almost never more than 78 seconds.

Because it’s what the kids are doing, and if you don’t keep up, you’ll be crushed underneath the wheels of progress.

Don’t waste your time writing for free. Learn a trade, like accounting, because people always need accountants.

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