Someone once told me that I was like nails on a chalkboard. In a good way of course. I like to talk about anything craptastic and I make up really foul word combinations. What am I? A schizophrenic good time.

Cumguzzling Twatmonger

I have a dream….

Since March of Ought Seven.

Eh? Not too sure. Over one but under a million give or take a few hundred thousand.

No. I don’t have an income either. Are YOU hiring?

Aliens and hermaphrodites. I think they are the only ones I have yet to offend.

Too much. Sometimes a whole 8 minutes.

I make people with weak bladders piss themselves. Some have also sharted.

I am more of an advice taker, but I’d have to say that if you want to succeed, you have to be willing to grab your ankles, hold on tight and ride out the first few waves of pain.

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