Death By Children: my kids are trying to kill me. This blog is evidence.
Manwife. Writer. Radio talk show host.
My friends were sick of hearing about it and said “Dude, will you frikkin blog this stuff and quit interrupting the game?”
Since Oct 2006
400 to 1000, depending on post frequency.
I made $0.31 last week.
Parents. Kids. Very intelligent dogs.
I write about twice a week.
I have the internet’s highest milk-blown-through-nostrils-per-post ranking. I’m very, very good looking. I have poison control on speed dial. I I know how to say “Seriousy, I have to pee” in Latin.
Write mostly about boobs. If you don’t have boobs, or don’t know someone who has boobs, move on to vomit and proceed from there. Write about vomit (or boobs) with the absolute conviction that never before has this world seen such astonishing clarity and power behind the words of any writer writing about vomit (or boobs). Drink like hell.
This blog can be visited at http://deathbykids.blogspot.com
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