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The Cowpie Field reflects the life of an immature 56 year old woman (me) and the amazing amount of trouble one person is able to find if they look hard enough. It takes absolutely nothing seriously.
You mean…like work? I avoid it like the flu whenever I can. I’m old. I can get away with mooching off the husband unit now.
I blog because it’s fun.
I started blogging about my life because friends suggested I should. And because I’m self-centered and crave attention.
I’ve been blogging for 2 years, give or take. I have a friend, “milkmaid” who does all the technical stuff that requires, “thinking” or precision. I’d muck it up. No question. All I do, is tell my stories.
Ah. That depends solely on how much time I spend blogging. I don’t track the numbers anymore. A while back I found myself getting caught up in “hits per day”. Takes the fun out of it. And if the fun is gone for me, it’s not there for my readers.
I wouldn’t have a clue how to make money from my blog.
Successful. YES! I’ve made several friends and even met a couple in person. That’s pretty darn cool. And better still people are interacting with each other through their comments and laughing together. We’re like an international family at the Cowpie Field.
Anyone who needs a laugh or a new more carefree perspective on life.
If I averaged it all out, I would guess maybe 4 during the summer. (summer is just too damn much fun to stay in)
During winter…geez. Enough to take me up two pants sizes. I swear, you can see the outline of my butt cheeks on my desk chair just from winter blogging.
Ok. Now I feel like I’m running for office or something. Seriously, you should come if you want to have a good time. Or if you need a break from all the serious crap. (I really have to stop saying crap all the time. Bad habit.)
Be yourself. There are so many fakes out there already. Don’t put photos of sexy women or men on your avatar and pretend it’s you. Just be you. You might find out, you’re pretty darn cool. Write what you know and put your own personality in there.
This blog can be visited at http://cowpiefield.blogspot.com/
July 12th, 2007 - 8:03 pm
This is overall one of the funniest blogs that I have the pleasure of visiting. Crabby is wonderful and writes from a ‘wise’ perspective.
Always a rant and a laugh!! Crabby rocks!
July 12th, 2007 - 9:25 pm
` Some really crazy stuff happens in her life! She’s got an evil parrot that humps things to shreds AND moons the owl that tries to attack it through the window; a dog that will eat anything (from the fish pond or the dishwasher); a husband who used to have blue balls until she donated them to someone else; and as for Crabby herself? She’s honest, she’s funny, and she’s especially great at relating tales of bizarre awkward situations.
` …And sometimes… sometimes… REALLY weird things happen like cows being sexy waitresses or people running around naked trying to save the noble ostrich (me included)! Once, she even made… Crab Monkeys! (One also looked strikingly like me!)
` Also, the streetwalkers down at Willowbrooke Retirement home think she is da bomb. They’re a real riot, too, so be sure to check out Granny Got Game on Crabby’s blogroll.
` I was not in any way paid to write this. Not at all. Nope!
July 13th, 2007 - 7:35 am
I did not pay either of these fine, honest, and extremely intelligent folks, five dollars to write these reviews.
pssst…you guys…Tell Milkmaid if she doesn’t get her butt over here and write something nice about me I want my money back!
July 13th, 2007 - 8:09 am
All are welcome at the field, unless you are mean then you need not apply. Crabby is very creative and funny. It just makes you want to keep coming back time and again. Also what you see is what you get, no made up stuff … well maybe a little embellished I hope.
I personally believe that Lucy Ball was reincarnated in Crabby as her exploits sure do seem oh so like the Lucy I say on TV. Never a dull moment in her life or at the field.
July 13th, 2007 - 2:08 pm
Things I learned about crabby today from this great interview.
crabby’s sexy profile pic is REALLY her.
crabby does work, she is a hit man..err woman but doesn’t count how many hits a day she gets, which means she does hits for a salary.
she has a friend called milkmaid who I can only imagine she met out in the cowpie field.
I’ve only visited her blog several times because I usually laugh so hard I wet my pants..seriously. Today was no exception, her post on blog language and the rites of bathroom use is a hoot.
Solution to problem, wear depends or go before you visit, yeah, kinda like a road trip.
Her humor is off the wall, irreverent and no subject is safe from her humor.
I like her. I laughed so hard today I’m going to go out on a limb and link her.
tc
July 13th, 2007 - 6:34 pm
Crabby is my real life oldest sister. She made me blog. She also threatened to alter my Christmas list if I didn’t comment here. I figured I’d better because I take my Christmas list very seriously.
July 13th, 2007 - 8:06 pm
I come because your so ding dang funny and just plain tell it like it is. I actually have your pic! zof you really you……with barman! Im so jealous that I havent got to meet either of you yet. Oh well maybe someday. By the way did I ever tell you I live only 3 miles from the Mall Of America?
July 13th, 2007 - 10:38 pm
I visit Crabby’s blog because she pays me!
She is indeed funny, talented, creative, “Smokin Hot”,
And dog gone it, people just like her!!
But sometimes, she likes me to stir things up a bit, make witty comments about coffee, rag on her pet chicken, visit her Willowbrooke Buddies…You know the routine..
….OK Pam, Make the check out to….Mr. Knowitall,
C/O Tim Horton’s Flint Mich. 48532
July 13th, 2007 - 11:13 pm
It’s all about the list. LOL
July 14th, 2007 - 9:55 am
I had’nt clicked on the thumbs when I commented before. I’m supposed to click on the thumb sticking up right??? lol
July 15th, 2007 - 7:51 am
Any of you who’s parents are still alive and own computers they don’t think are microwaves…tell them go vote for me and I’ll give them 5 bucks.
July 15th, 2007 - 7:51 am
HEY! It’s legal. It is. Right?
July 15th, 2007 - 10:54 am
my mom won’t even get a mircowave..lmao
Maybe we could find some illegal aliens and tell them they can be citizens if they vote for you…oh Bush already did that.
July 15th, 2007 - 1:43 pm
I LOVE CRABBY!
July 16th, 2007 - 6:33 am
I love you there girl. Two thumbs up. Oh wait, I can only do one until tomorrow… Hey you are so worth it.
July 17th, 2007 - 6:26 am
oh my oh my, I was here last time already and could NOT figure out how to vote.
THANXS TOP CAT! My vote is in.
Hmmm, I feel really stupid now…
July 22nd, 2007 - 2:06 pm
Uh, just how does one vote?
July 22nd, 2007 - 8:45 pm
You can vote by clicking on thumbs up or thumbs down.
July 23rd, 2007 - 4:37 pm
CRABBY IS THE NICEST GIRL ON THE INTERNET. SHE DOES NOT PRANCE AROUND WITH HER BUSUMS OUT AND SHE IS NICE TO OLD PEOPLE, EVEN IF HER SON IS A NO GOOD STINKPOT.
July 23rd, 2007 - 4:54 pm
I’m here to whore myself out for you, Crabby!
July 23rd, 2007 - 11:01 pm
If I’m ever in dire need of some hysterical entertainment….this IS the place!!!!!!
July 24th, 2007 - 11:01 pm
CRABBY IS THE NICEST GIRL ON THE INTERENT AND NEVER SHOWS HER NAUGHTY NEKKID BITS. MUCH.
July 25th, 2007 - 12:27 am
Crabby may be the most popular girl on the Internet!
July 25th, 2007 - 7:12 am
Mike, it’s not gonna last long. I’m running out of things to bribe them with. I’d offer up Webster but nobody seems to want a swearing, scheming, parrot.
Naw, the truth is most of the people who come to the field become friends with each other almost immediately. We’re like a big, goofy, family that just keeps growing. We all know we can rely on each other. And every newbie knows they are welcome. It’s like having a home on the internet where you can always go and feel safe. And it doesn’t hurt that we have G-man for eye candy.
July 25th, 2007 - 10:14 am
Haha, I saw that you were bribing them…not a bad idea
As of today it looks like you’ll be the #1 blog this month, which will place a static link to you at the top for an entire month. We’ll see if you can do it again next month…
You all seem like such a great community. It’s nice to be able to show that on this website. Thanks for being a part of it.
Mike
July 25th, 2007 - 11:54 am
I’m secretly a member of PETA who has been assigned to monitor Crab’s cow tipping. (It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it). I didn’t come here for the hi-jinx and the hilarity or to meet people like Iris VonKornea.
July 25th, 2007 - 12:52 pm
Well aren’t you a cranky little nogoodnick, Mr. Wizard!
July 25th, 2007 - 1:22 pm
Hmmm…. I hadn’t quite thought of myself in that way, Mr. VonKornea…
July 25th, 2007 - 1:44 pm
ah, jeez…here we go again. And the man just said we were nice too.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ok…get your money out….it’s wizard’s vs. senior citizens from Willowbrooke. Who wants which and for how much?
er….. I mean…. now ladies, play nice.
pssst. I’ll be taking side bets in the back room.
July 25th, 2007 - 1:47 pm
And for cripe’s sake, somebody keep an eye on Ethel. I don’t trust her not to use this opportunity to wrap her rosary around Iris’s neck, tightly.
July 25th, 2007 - 2:34 pm
*burp* excuse me.
July 25th, 2007 - 2:43 pm
Iris, honey, my mama told me never to get in a pissing contest with a skunk, so how about we just chill a bit. You’re the kind of feisty gal I like, but seeing as your OLDER THAN DIRT, I’m sure any little tete-a-tete we might have could end up with you playing first harp on a cloud somewhere other than Willowbrooke, so why don’t you just put on a nice fresh Depends and come on over for some lemonade on my back porch? I promise I’ll make nice, and maybe Ethel can join us. I hear she has a lovely rosary - You’ll bring it, won’t you, Ethel?
July 25th, 2007 - 3:04 pm
Ethel is a harpy old cow. Who the hell are you again?
July 25th, 2007 - 3:04 pm
The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain!
July 25th, 2007 - 3:05 pm
Angela Marie stole my dog again.
July 25th, 2007 - 3:05 pm
*burp* excuse me!
July 27th, 2007 - 6:43 pm
Crabby, is that there Mike single, my age, with a real job? If so, don’t forget your single, extremely attractive, gonna retire young, baby sister.
AHHHHH AH AH AH AH
I love the weekends!
July 27th, 2007 - 8:51 pm
Crabby, if your sister is a “manny”, no wonder Iris calls me Mr.
July 28th, 2007 - 8:14 am
Manny, Mike isn’t a puppy. You can’t just take him home with you. Even if it has worked with other guys before.
Wize, Manny is short for man-eater. Wonder how she got that nickname? LOL!
July 28th, 2007 - 10:14 am
You named me man eater crab. And you made me blog. Remember how you threatened my Christmas list if I didn’t go along? LOL
I don’t actually eat the men. I just send them away. Running and screaming. LMAO
July 28th, 2007 - 10:48 am
Is the voting all done?
July 28th, 2007 - 11:02 am
Sign, I don’t think so, babe. Not till the end of the month.
July 28th, 2007 - 11:16 am
Weird! I can’t vote and there are no more thumbs for me.
July 28th, 2007 - 11:19 am
I was able to vote today.
July 28th, 2007 - 11:21 am
Houston, we have thumbs.
July 28th, 2007 - 11:25 am
So it’s only me then. *Sigh*
July 28th, 2007 - 12:42 pm
We’re fixing the ratings system. Should be working later today.
Mike
July 28th, 2007 - 1:45 pm
Voting is working again. It’s now more secure to ensure fairness.
July 29th, 2007 - 9:35 am
Well, shoot. I can’t vote for myself. But maybe my 24 hours aren’t up yet. We’ll give it a while and try again.
PS. Mike, nice job getting things all fixed. But don’t forget to get outside and have some fun this weekend too! Play for me too. Oy am I paying for last night. LOL! That’s ok. A couple of aspirin and I’ll be back out there…….I hope.
July 29th, 2007 - 1:30 pm
Thanks, Crabby. We’re working on making everything as secure as possible. Cheating will NOT be tolerated…this is supposed to be fun!
July 29th, 2007 - 1:48 pm
Crab- Why don’t you ever tell me to have fun? I like having fun. Fun is my most favorite thing to have.
July 30th, 2007 - 1:41 pm
Come on guys. Come out to play.
July 30th, 2007 - 4:17 pm
I guess some people have jobs
July 30th, 2007 - 4:50 pm
I have a job. I’m always at work. I took a vaca day for appointments.
And let this stand as proof, I tried to play today G-man, but you were no where to be found. You’ll miss me when I’m gone.
July 30th, 2007 - 7:51 pm
I’m in the same position…always at work.
July 30th, 2007 - 8:19 pm
What can I say Babe. You rock!!! “UpHere” our cowpie fields aren’t quite so funny, more complex maybe, but not so funny, unless someone isn’t looking where they are going ….
P.S. Tell MilkMaid not to hurt herself with that boat….
July 30th, 2007 - 8:45 pm
You are awesome…,You get my vote!
Nannbugg
July 30th, 2007 - 8:54 pm
Go, Crabby, Go!!!
July 30th, 2007 - 8:55 pm
Jenn’s in the house!
July 30th, 2007 - 9:24 pm
Arden! Come and visit me, please! I’ve missed you. Your dandelion field was the inspiration for my cowpie field. Course you deal in dandelions and me in….well, it’s not very flattering to myself but still! LOL! I love you. And it’s been wayyyy too long, my long haired pal.
LeeAnn, YOU ROCK! Thank you sooo much for voting.
Sign, YOU GO TOO my sweet friend.
Manny, don’t ya love her? You’d also love Arden and LeeAnn. They’re extremely cool.
Poor Mike, he’s totally been cowpied here. LOL! Sorry, Mike. We’re huggers.
July 30th, 2007 - 10:04 pm
Go get ‘em woman!!!!! You freakin’ rock! I can’t wait to tell everyone that I know someone famous!!!!
P.S. If you voted for me to not be the town slut and just to have cute babies with RWA over at I Miei Pensieri (see my blogroll) I would be very happy.
July 30th, 2007 - 10:06 pm
ARDEN!!!! Man…check in with us, will ya? I just went to give Crabby your board address…and it’s gone, what’s up with that??? Miss you much!! XXOO carol
July 30th, 2007 - 10:07 pm
Kept, on my way, baby. On my way.
July 30th, 2007 - 10:07 pm
And PS CrabOlicious, I just gave you another thumbs up, so that’s like 19 cookies you owe me now.
July 30th, 2007 - 10:19 pm
No worries, Crabby. Starting August 1st we’re giving away prizes every day to a random commenter. It’s going to be fun!
July 31st, 2007 - 3:42 pm
I still don’t get it–how do you vote on this b!tch-@$$ed thang?
July 31st, 2007 - 4:19 pm
Mumford like site–lot’s of purdy pitchers!
Ohio State teech Mumford how to voat on blog…
July 31st, 2007 - 4:35 pm
I just voted for ya crabby!!!!!!!!!!!
July 31st, 2007 - 4:55 pm
Zen, yes I did. LOL!
Little Wing, thank you soooo much. I really appreciate it.
July 31st, 2007 - 4:56 pm
All of this attention is certainly going to cost you crab.
July 31st, 2007 - 4:57 pm
And my computer is acting all pukey and stuff.
July 31st, 2007 - 5:01 pm
Hey Crab, I just got my thumbs pin out. Remember the one that guy gave us when we were hooked on shape shifter?
July 31st, 2007 - 7:24 pm
Just an FYI. The side ba infor on how people have voted, who is top, etc seems to have dissapeared. If you would like to see that than just scroll down until they get the layout fixed as it is at the bottom of the page.
August 1st, 2007 - 7:52 am
LOL! I am sooo gonna see that movie above.
shhhhh. Everybody whisper. I think Mike is sleeping. Looks like he was up all night working.
Mike, the place looks awesome! Nice job.
August 1st, 2007 - 8:05 am
Congrats, Crabby!!! Looks like your big pimpin’ worked for us both.
August 1st, 2007 - 9:31 am
Yo, baby, Yo! LOL!
I sooo need a big floppy hat with a pink feather in it.
My typing fingers are calloused. But it was worth it.
August 1st, 2007 - 5:18 pm
Peace, Home Dog!
August 1st, 2007 - 6:44 pm
I burnt my very first cd! And I posted about it. WOOT1
August 2nd, 2007 - 1:29 pm
Normally this is a fun place to visit but I do not know with what you have up there for your latest post. Oh poor MilkMaid!
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:01 pm
LOL! She needed the distraction. Trust me. I am worried what’s taking so long though.
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:14 pm
Who are you worried about?
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:15 pm
AHHAHAHAH Barman, if Crabby didn’t have those kindsa posts up for me when I’m doing not so fun grown up crap, I’d think something was wrong with her and she didn’t love me!
I’m home.
Fed.
Happy.
Healthy.
YEAH!
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:23 pm
Mike,
Milkmaid had the full treatment today. Colonoscopy and a belly check. I wasn’t worried till she didn’t come back for hours. She’s kind of special to me. But her ornery self is back and plotting how to get even with me for that post so we’re all back to normal. LOL!
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:28 pm
Glad you servived MilkMaid. Wasn’t it good to eat again? You know she loves you but does she have to love you so much? hahaha
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:37 pm
Crab, you are always putting Milkmaids business out there. Poor Milky.
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:51 pm
I have a breakfast date in the morning. Do you think people at work would look at my funny if I showed up in a little black dress?
Blasted staff meeting in the afternoon is gonna ruin everything!
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:52 pm
It won’t let me vote yet.
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:53 pm
You are the greatest and funniest person I have ever met. Well web met! But met. Hugs
August 2nd, 2007 - 4:55 pm
And if I could vote for you more than once it would be 1,000 times.
August 2nd, 2007 - 5:07 pm
Hoa boy, Manny has another man. Look out. LOL! Manny, I couldn’t vote either. Not all day till just now. First time that’s happened. Not especially tickled about trying to vote during the same time I have to make dinner but I’m nothing if not adaptable. Anyhow, whatever the glitch is, Mike will be all over it. He doesn’t miss much.
Gab, thank you sooo much for saying that. I love you too, kiddo.
PS. I’m making movies. I still have to figure out the U-tube part but….you know me, I’m practically a technical genius. (yes, I am lying)
August 2nd, 2007 - 5:15 pm
There’s no voting glitch right now. The voting system hasn’t changed, and others are voting fine.
It could be possible that it hasn’t been 24 hours since you last voted.
August 2nd, 2007 - 5:21 pm
Hey Mike, you should add a little electric current on them thumbs. That way, when Crab tries to vote before the 24 hour period, it’ll zap her.
August 2nd, 2007 - 5:26 pm
LOL Mike’s funny when he’s slapping Crabby around in that grown up way.
Mike…Crabby needs your head (on your shoulders). Yanno, for artistic purposes.
August 2nd, 2007 - 5:31 pm
Note to self: Give, Mike, Milky, and especially Manny 2 demerits for crab chastising and disrespecting the elderly. LOL!
August 2nd, 2007 - 5:45 pm
Everyone play nicely in Crabby’s sandbox.
August 2nd, 2007 - 6:35 pm
It finally let me vote.
Now Mike! Zap her now!
August 2nd, 2007 - 6:57 pm
Someone’s voting mean again!!
August 2nd, 2007 - 7:38 pm
Sign, the way it works now, if you were tied then the person with more thumbs down is ahead of someone with little or no thumbs down so it is not all that bad after all… at least for now.
August 2nd, 2007 - 8:39 pm
I just verified it by voting thumbs down on 15 Minute Lunch- Johnny Virgil. Virgil was exactly tied with another person. They both had +14 with 16 votes today. Virgil was behind. When I voted thumbs down for Virgil, he ended up with +14 17 votes. Now he is ahead of the person who was ahead of him and they both still have +14. So you see, thumbs down have a reverse affect when there is a tie.
August 2nd, 2007 - 8:51 pm
These folks all deserve to be up there, you know? Let’s give them their due. Blogs, fun as they are, also require some dedication. For that alone all these folks deserve our respect.
August 2nd, 2007 - 9:21 pm
lookit barman doing experiments on me like I’m some lab rat. Thanks for the kind words crabby.
August 2nd, 2007 - 11:14 pm
Thumbs down is only there for people to show how they feel about the blog. The only thing that matters is the + score.
August 3rd, 2007 - 12:42 am
Sorry for using you Johnny but I knew it either would not make a difference or move you higher so it would not hurt you. It moved you higher.
You have a very fun looking blog there. I see the error in my ways. I will make amends.
August 3rd, 2007 - 8:07 am
Ha! That’s OK. Ever since the alien abduction, being experimented on doesn’t bother me.
August 3rd, 2007 - 9:02 am
Johnny…..psssst. psssst! Never tell any of the folks from the Cowpie Field you don’t mind being experimented on. LOL! It just gives them ideas.
Shoot, my own sister suggested to Mike that I receive an electric shock every time I tried to vote before 24 hours was up.
August 3rd, 2007 - 12:58 pm
You folks are quiet today. Nothing interesting going on?
August 3rd, 2007 - 1:20 pm
We’re waiting on you to get up enough nerve to send Crabby a headshot.
August 3rd, 2007 - 1:26 pm
haha, no way…I don’t want to be pasted into her blog today
August 3rd, 2007 - 1:51 pm
ah, Mike…I’d do a whole new thing for you. LOL! Besides I just lost Milkmaid’s colon. Blast it. I am clearly NOT a multi-tasker.
August 3rd, 2007 - 1:53 pm
BlogInterviewer is the thing that needs publicity, not me!
August 3rd, 2007 - 9:55 pm
I came home just to vote for you. I’ve been up since 2:30 this morning and I sure hope I don’t accidentally give you a thumbs down. That would be just awful.
August 3rd, 2007 - 9:59 pm
Congrats Barman! Pocket massager…interesting.
August 4th, 2007 - 11:43 am
Doesn’t anyone win on Saturday?
August 4th, 2007 - 1:26 pm
Yes, Ambre won today.
August 4th, 2007 - 1:32 pm
pssst. Manny. Go blow your nose. It wasn’t the pocket vibrator anyway.
August 4th, 2007 - 1:45 pm
Congrats Ambre. Hey, do you guys know a pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I like pigs. I especially like bacon. Mmm
August 4th, 2007 - 1:49 pm
That is unfair on so many levels. But…thank you for that, Manny. Now we can all feel less guilty about wolfing down those BLTs. I mean, they’ve obviously lived a full life, right?
August 4th, 2007 - 2:23 pm
Ummm manny how do you know about the orgasm last for 30 mins? Have you personally wittnessed it? lololololololol
August 4th, 2007 - 3:11 pm
I was kind of wondering the same thing myself.
August 4th, 2007 - 5:14 pm
She keeps track of that kind of stuff. Ask her about elephants.
August 4th, 2007 - 5:42 pm
Manny, any interesting facts about elephants?
August 4th, 2007 - 7:48 pm
Where have all the comments gone?
August 4th, 2007 - 7:51 pm
Are you going crazy?
August 4th, 2007 - 8:22 pm
Elephants? As a matter of fact I do know about elephants.
Way back when my nephew was 7 or 8 I took him to the zoo. When we got to the elephants, one had an erection and that baby was dragging the ground. There was a man and his daughter (she was maybe 5 yrs old), she looked up at her daddy and asked “Daddy, why does that elephants have 2 tails for?” LOL I just stood there waiting on his answer.
I also know a little sumfin sumfin about big giant turtles.
August 4th, 2007 - 8:23 pm
And I’ve been told the male pig…well, it’s shaped like a cork screw.
August 4th, 2007 - 8:24 pm
I just want to know, why the pig?
August 4th, 2007 - 8:25 pm
And Mike, I think you should post the winning comments.
August 4th, 2007 - 8:47 pm
And I assume the pig is like dogs, etc where once they are coupled it is about impossible to undo that. Do you really want that in your man? Now the elephant or the house I might understand but…
August 4th, 2007 - 8:55 pm
I leave for one minute and the conversation digresses to porcine erections and elephant peep shows. Do I need to remind you that this is a family friendly website
August 4th, 2007 - 8:59 pm
So, does this mean I shouldn’t tell you about the big giant turtles? LOL
Barman, I plead the fifth.
August 4th, 2007 - 10:03 pm
Yeah Manny I think I’ve for one have had enough sexual lessons today on other animals. But oddly enough I just had to go google it to see what was what. See how sick I’ve become. lol
August 5th, 2007 - 5:17 pm
Congrats Gab! Magical eggplant? Gab, you’ll have to let me know how this works out for you.
August 5th, 2007 - 5:51 pm
Yeah, I’ve never seen one grow. This should be interesting. Can you document it…maybe a timelapse video
August 7th, 2007 - 6:34 pm
Is crabby going to lose her #1 title this month? You better get some votes!
August 8th, 2007 - 1:14 pm
What can one comment on a blog that has elicited so many comments–and comments about the comments…
I would think that comments about comments would be a type of, “Meta-comment.”
Regardless, I can’t comment enough on how the comments about the comments about this blog have changed my future comments on everything that I will comment on, from this point forward.
So much for the color commentary–there are other blogs to comment on, so I must depart without further comment.
August 8th, 2007 - 1:46 pm
Maybe he gets the award for most thought provoking comment
August 15th, 2007 - 10:08 am
Crabby, looks like your only down from third place by 29 votes.
August 15th, 2007 - 10:58 am
Go crabby go******happy dance****** why cant we have smileys here? I just know that I could fill the page with happy smiley dancing or something and boast crabby up.
August 15th, 2007 - 1:18 pm
Whoa! Ok. This is supremely cool. People are still voting for me? You guys know how to make a girl feel loved, don’t you? Thanks, really.
OO and check it….they’re not thumbs down votes. LOL!
August 15th, 2007 - 2:32 pm
yes always a thumbs up for you chickie! lol
August 17th, 2007 - 2:43 pm
I voted for you again sexy!
August 21st, 2007 - 8:38 am
I’m NOT only voting because I need to loose some kalories Crabby, I’m voting again and again because you make me laugh
August 21st, 2007 - 9:02 am
I’m down another 3 oz.
August 21st, 2007 - 9:34 am
Gab, I’m voting for you too, every day.
Mone, Aw, thanks. Be glad you couldn’t see me over the weekend. You’d till be laughing. LOL! I may have finally out-dumbed myself.
BT, I love you. You are the very best!
August 21st, 2007 - 12:25 pm
“Veni, vidi, suffragi.”
Julius Wizard
August 21st, 2007 - 12:43 pm
Oh Zen, I love this. I read it and said to myself… self, does that say I came, I saw, I voted? Then I looked it up. It does, it does. How clever. I love it.
Suffragi for me to then.
You just never know what Crab might come up with to talk about. Right now I think she is talking about refried breasts or something like that. Before that, dirt nappers. Just to funny.
August 21st, 2007 - 4:30 pm
Barman–
Mnemonic device–remember, “Suffragette.” They were those ladies who marched on Manhattan in hoop skirts so that they could smoke Virginia Slims.
After they started smoking Virginia Slims, they earned the right to drive an SUV with a cell phone glued to their ear and honk at you if you took too long to start up at a green light.
But we forget that it all started with Virginia Slims. Paul McCartney–er, excuse me, SIR Paul McCartney wrote a song honoring the suffragettes, I think–but that song is batshit crazy in the lyrics department so I don’t know what the hell that song or for that matter “Rocky Raccoon” means. But the Queen knew what it meant and knighted him.
It is very important to remember this word, “Suffrage”–you never know when a Roman centurian is going to stop you and ask if you voted.
August 23rd, 2007 - 8:06 am
Mike, you have problems with your setup. If I try to access this site from IE I am fine. If I try and access it from FireFox it says that WordPress is not installed and you should click the link to do Install.php.
It has been like this for at least 2 or 3 days. I did not find out it was a browser thing until this morning when, once again I could not get in. I switched to IE and was in no problems.
August 23rd, 2007 - 6:05 pm
This site hasn’t let me vote and now it won’t close!
August 23rd, 2007 - 6:25 pm
I vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and vote and then I vote some more.
You rock you sexy devil!
August 23rd, 2007 - 7:59 pm
Getcher vote on!!
August 24th, 2007 - 4:36 am
Nice
August 24th, 2007 - 9:44 pm
Can’t we all just get together and buy you a stupid blinky sign for your blog that says you won something?
Or how about this:
http://s124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/thefool_03/?action=view¤t=CRABBY.jpg
Something like that, maybe?
August 24th, 2007 - 11:15 pm
Zen, what color? Oh wait. There’s a link. Coming.
August 24th, 2007 - 11:17 pm
Zen..I LIKE IT! Does it come in red? Just asking.
August 25th, 2007 - 1:12 pm
Yes, the Wet & Wild Corporation’s franchising agreement lets you display a red sign at your facility, of course…
I mean, you never know when Count Dracula will be driving by your recreational center in August in some Bermuda shorts in the middle of the daytime, and want to slippery slide into a pool of blood….
Duh!!!!
Okay, here’s one in “red”–
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/thefool_03/crabby-1.jpg
August 28th, 2007 - 5:01 pm
I think this whole blog interview thing is a pain in the arse. There have been way too many hiccups here.
Crab, I beg you please, do not continue with this interview crap. It’s not worth it. And I do not appreciate any one of our blogger friends integrity being questioned.
September 1st, 2007 - 8:46 am
Blatant cheating by redacted yesterday. Crabby, you and every other decent blogger would be wise to walk away from this site. The administration is clearly only here to make a buck. Benefits to bloggers is minimal, if that.
There are other more reputable formats available to showcase your talents. I would be happy to put you in touch with them.
September 6th, 2007 - 4:18 pm
Oh my gosh … you got an ad on your page for bikini waxing monkeys. No way! I so have to get me one of those!!!
September 6th, 2007 - 4:22 pm
I think once you get that ad you’ve finally “made it” in this world.
September 6th, 2007 - 4:45 pm
Where’s the monkeys? Shoot. I want one. They are fully trained, right? I won’t end up bald in non-bald zone or anything? All I see are ads for different ways to eat….(gulp) Crab.
Which come to think of it, isn’t an altogether bad thing. I’m a naughty girl. Spank me.
September 6th, 2007 - 4:57 pm
Be careful…people are trying to eat you!
September 6th, 2007 - 5:03 pm
AHHHHHH! The bikini waxing monkey’s are back. All is right in my world. I’m being sold, eaten, and waxed. Now if somebody would just wash the dishes in my sink ….
September 6th, 2007 - 5:15 pm
If you win the contest again you can buy a monkey to wash your dishes!
September 6th, 2007 - 5:25 pm
I see………………….Nothing. No crabs No Monkeys nothing!
September 6th, 2007 - 5:32 pm
Mike, if I win, I think you should give a monkey. Just a little one. Eeensy even. A midget monkey?
Gab, you didn’t bring your glasses again, huh? Ok…now…look all the way up. See those ads? Just words. No pics. That’s where we’re looking.
don’t feel bad. I couldn’t figure out what thee heck Barman was talking about at first either. Then I got it. Light bulb in the head moment. Doesn’t happen often for me. LOL!
September 6th, 2007 - 5:33 pm
MIke, you don’t have to give the midget monkey to just any ole person who wins. Just me. LOL!
BACK OFF PEOPLE! I’m fighting for monkey’s here.
September 6th, 2007 - 5:35 pm
ok looking at the top and I see….Ads by google…funny pics…ect. Am I in the right direction yet? and Crabby dear my glasses are on my face!
September 6th, 2007 - 5:41 pm
The monkeys where there… honest. I think the adds switched or crabby done snapped them up already. How could I make up something like bikini waxing monkeys?
September 6th, 2007 - 5:50 pm
ahhhhhh HA! Barman, is acting too innocent. He’s kidnapped the monkeys for his own amusement, obviously.
September 6th, 2007 - 7:00 pm
Is this contest over, yet?
They should call this “The Hurricane Felix Award”–’cause it really blew.
September 6th, 2007 - 7:03 pm
Zen Wizard,
There’s always a contest, but you don’t have to participate.
September 6th, 2007 - 8:42 pm
I was attempting to be humorous–it wasn’t THAT bad.
I mean, clicking on a “thumbs up” repetitively isn’t nearly as hard as some jobs I have had–night maintenance and truck unloader at McDonalds comes to mind…
September 6th, 2007 - 9:03 pm
Zen,
That does sound like a nightmare job.
My worst job was cutting the grass at a graveyard for a summer. That will make you want to go to college.
September 13th, 2007 - 1:01 pm
mike:
But when you do your resume’, you can put, “Had as many as a thousand people ‘under me’…”
(I had a job as a marketing manager for a huge cemetery chain AFTER I graduated. Actually, that job was a pretty good job–morticians don’t yell and be an asshole very much…)
September 13th, 2007 - 2:00 pm
Haha…I’ve never thought of it that way.
September 26th, 2007 - 5:14 pm
Go Crabby Go!!!!!!
September 26th, 2007 - 5:40 pm
Word.
September 26th, 2007 - 9:40 pm
this is a funny blog!
September 28th, 2007 - 7:20 pm
I’m voting even with kidney failure. Being off work for 4 weeks has given me lot’s of time for my Christmas list.
October 12th, 2007 - 1:10 pm
Crabby’s Cowpie Field always has something new and interesting. I love her recent video, even though she is a bit vindictive in it.
October 15th, 2007 - 8:17 pm
Does the “Blog Interviewer” really hold a microphone in one hand and cash in another, while he is interviewing you, or is that just artistic license?
You would have to be careful doing that, if you saw an unmarked behind you on Metropolitan Avenue.
January 23rd, 2008 - 3:03 am
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